The Magical Fruit....
And for those of you out there with crude minds it's not beans! It's PEZ, doesn't everyone love PEZ! I know that I do! Not only is the candy the best in the world but you get to eat it out of a wild dispenser.
The choices are nearly endless; I have now collected a Winnie the Pooh, Wonder Women, Miss Piggy and Goofy PEZ dispensers. Their are even vintage PEZ dispensers that you can find in antique shops and other random places.....like garage sales. If I ever end up collecting some trinkets it going to be something that promotes eating. While makin it fun so you forget the billions of calories(energy) that you are intaking.
Today I figured I would fill my Winnie the Pooh dispenser, with some totally awesome, and favorite strawberry PEZ. Then I was going to saunter into work, whip out my PEZ dispenser, flick back Winnie's head and bite down on a scrumchous strawberry PEZ. The sound of the crunch reverbarating off the walls, all heads turning to see which man dared eat a PEZ at work and yes I would be that man. As it turned out I completely forgot to fill and bring Winnie to work, so my plan's were thwarted from the beging by my own memory. One these days the people at work will hear that sound and their lives will never be the same. This is Ben's mouth saying goodnight and eat PEZ all day, it's what your mouth wants.
The choices are nearly endless; I have now collected a Winnie the Pooh, Wonder Women, Miss Piggy and Goofy PEZ dispensers. Their are even vintage PEZ dispensers that you can find in antique shops and other random places.....like garage sales. If I ever end up collecting some trinkets it going to be something that promotes eating. While makin it fun so you forget the billions of calories(energy) that you are intaking.
Today I figured I would fill my Winnie the Pooh dispenser, with some totally awesome, and favorite strawberry PEZ. Then I was going to saunter into work, whip out my PEZ dispenser, flick back Winnie's head and bite down on a scrumchous strawberry PEZ. The sound of the crunch reverbarating off the walls, all heads turning to see which man dared eat a PEZ at work and yes I would be that man. As it turned out I completely forgot to fill and bring Winnie to work, so my plan's were thwarted from the beging by my own memory. One these days the people at work will hear that sound and their lives will never be the same. This is Ben's mouth saying goodnight and eat PEZ all day, it's what your mouth wants.
posted by Ben @ 1:18 PM
3 Comments:
At 12:04 PM, October 16, 2005,
linnea said…
My pez never makes it into the dispenser, I usually inhale it all as soon as I unwrap it. It's so good, ah!!
At 1:46 PM, October 16, 2005,
faith said…
I hope you don't mind if I read. If you do you can tell me to leave and I will obey your wishes. But before I do, left me tell you how much I love reading your writing. Ever since the days of writing club. There is something about it that makes me smile. Maybe it is becuase you write like you talk and it is almost like having a converstaion with you. I miss having deep conversations with my older brother. Thanks for all the great memories. I can't wait to see you at Thanksgiving!!! Woohoo. Should I have another bonfire and you can show up and surprise everyone again... or something like that. HAha.
At 3:22 PM, November 14, 2005,
Rachel Taylor said…
We do, we do! I use to use those cute little PEZ's as soap in my doll house. It was just the right size and I could change the color any time. My favorite part was changing the color every {doll} day and then eating the 'old' soap.
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